It’s no big secret that I have been hunting for a job to supplement our income and give me a bit of my own life back.
I’ve only applied for five jobs so far but my phone has yet to ring with opportunity. Perhaps it’s time to start applying for the jobs listed below. All are real and unedited jobs(except to remove locations and numbers) I found on my local Craigslist yesterday.
Don’t blame the lack of grammar or morals on me…
We are now hiring girls to wash and detail cars in their bikinis.. If you are pretty, look good in your bikini, are loud, have a flirty attitude, and can stand in the sun all day we want you!!!!
We are Rise & Shine Carwash located at XXXX at the Citgo gas station at the corner of Old XX Highway. We have two shifts 11-3 & 3-7.. or you can work all day!!
You will make all of your tips which range anywhere from 20$- 100$ a day… Its really up to you.. if you need are serious please respond to my add with the days and times that you are available
and a picture so i know what you look like and I will respond with my phone number…. Talk to you soon
Compensation: Tips..$40.00-$ 100.00 per day
seeking apprentice for body modification
for any or all of these fields:
3D Body Implants
Branding Ear Pointing
I’m a very motivated, dependable and reliable person. This is a path that I would like to otake to help shape the rest of my life. Please contact me with anything you think may be of interest to me.
ATTRACTIVE LADIES WITH COMMUNICATION SKILLS MAKE A $1000.00 WEEKLY
Body wax\bleaching assistant needed
A CLEANING COMPANY F IS IN NEED OF 2 PERSONS MEN and WOMAN PREFER IF THEY ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAMS. DUTIES ARE TRASH COLLECTION, SWEPT FLOORS, DUSTING,VACCUM CARPET CLEANING, AND ABOUTH TWISE A YEAR CARPET TREATMENT EXPERIENCE AND STRIPP AND WAX EXPERIENCE REQUIRE HAVE OWN TRANSPORTATION., NEED GOOD DRIVING RECORD. BACKGROUND CHECK.
THIS IS A PART TIME BASE ON 2 OR 3 HOUR DEPENDING IN YOUR SKILLS
PREFER IF LIVE CLOSED TO THE JOB SITE THE HOURS START AT 8:00PM
NO ALARM SETTING CODE.,ONLY KEYS FOR ACCES
PLEASE LIVE ME A TEXT. MESSAGE AT xxxxxxxxx BE ESPESIFIC ON THE TEXT,IF LIVE CLOSED BY HOW FAR.,IF HAVE TRANSPORTATION.,IF HAVE EXPERIENCE
Compensation: $7.50 AN HOUR X 2 OR 3 HOUR A DAY X 7 DAYS A WEEK
Experienced Pet Bather
Compensation: $9-10 per hour
female model or like model
I need only real people, fakes and criminals keep out.
Compensation: TO DISCUSS
Real Couples for TV show $$
Compensation: $570 per person
I wonder if I could get a call back from any of these jobs? Doubtful. Maybe I should send a bikini shot along with my next resume…