Mother’s Day Marlarkey

This year my family will kneel down before me as I sit regally upon my alter.  They shall lay flowers, honeyed cakes and wine at my feet to honor my years of cleaning up baby poo, puke puddles, and those inevitable drops of pee all boys must leave on the bathroom floor.  They will sacrifice an animal (perhaps a fish or a fowl) and prepare a feast beyond my wildest imagination.   I will spend the day luxuriously wallowing in creature comforts and obscene pampering as a tribute to my exalted status as Goddess of Fertility and Creation a.k.a. “Mother”.

 Goddess

I really do have this costume.
Perhaps I should wear it and start a new Mother’s Day fashion trend?

Then I will wake up from this lavish dream, most likely due to a cat walking across my face. I will be handed a donut and a card purchased the night before at Walmart and spend the morning home alone with  Kiddo because Hubby has a soccer match.  I will do a load of laundry, clean the kitchen, and make the bed.  I will stare at my feet and wish I had a pedicure while I try to motivate myself to go to the gym later.  I will pour juice and prepare snacks.  I will scrub cat yak off the rug, water the wilting landscaping, and yank some stubborn weeds from the garden.  Even though Hubby has the best of intentions, I will end up cooking dinner after he asks me so many questions I just kick him out of the kitchen to get it done faster.

Just another day in the life…

But really–I don’t WANT any overpriced guilt gifts on Mother’s Day (including a $5 card).   I know my family loves me…at least most of the time when I’m not yelling or threatening to take away their video game time or feeding them tofu.   I didn’t buy my own Mother or Mother-In-Law any fancy gifts.   (My amazing Mom doesn’t expect anything so I grew her a pot of herbs.  My Mother-In-Law does expect something grand so I bought her a plant she can grow herself.)

Even founder of the U.S. holiday,  Anna Jarvis, spent her life and fortune fighting the rampant commercialization which overshadowed her intentions.   Arrested for disturbing the peace in a 1948 protest against the over-commercialized occasion, she said she “wished she would have never started the day because it became so out of control …”

The best gift my boys could give me–the gift I would brag about far and wide and remember forever–would be for them to clean the house.  Bathrooms especially.  Meanwhile I would be left alone to sit by the pool or in the hammock with an icy cider and good book.  Forbid me from writing blog posts, chapters, or resumes.  Better yet, just keep the computer turned OFF.  Hubby could grill some burgers and corn on the cob for dinner and he and Kiddo could promise NOT to fight over the Wii.

Life would be grand…hint, hint…

What would make your toes curl in delight this Mother’s Day?

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you amazing women out there…and may your families honor the inner Goddess in you each and every day…

My REAL Princess Diary

Was a Royal Wedding a bigger deal when we were kids because we weren’t constantly bombarded by pretend pink princesses?

Flashback:
In the pre-dawn darkness of July 29th, 1981, a little girl is snuggled up with her mom in front of the television.  With her sleep-crusted starry eyes she gazes at the screen illuminating a colorful scene ripped right out of one of her classic fairy tale books. A commoner, a young Lady still in her teens, is about become a Princess.

The bride wears a voluminous white silk gown with an unbelievable 25-foot-long train and a tiara twinkling with real diamonds, a perfect representation of every little girl’s fantasy.  Crowds cry and cheer as she rides in a horse-drawn carriage through the streets of London to her date with destiny.  She slowly, bashfully steps down the isle of an ancient church festooned with flowers to meet her Prince and exchange the vows that will transform her life.

The little girl has been collecting magazine and newspaper clippings about the the story unfolding before her for nearly a year, carefully taping each photo and article in a spiral bound notebook to cherish forever.  In the coming years she will add stories of the Royal couple’s glamorous vacations, articles celebrating the births of the two handsome little Princes, and endless photos of the Princess’s stunning and stylish dresses.    It is her very own Princess Diary, her chronicle of the making of a Princess and the extraordinary life that followed.  Luckily, the girl had outgrown this hobby when the beautiful facade began crumbling and the bitter reality of being a Princess was brought to light.  Years later, she still cried on that warm August night when she learned her Princess was gone.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young Lady, and her name was Diana….

Last Week:

A little boy creeps through the darkness and snuggles up on the couch with his Mummy.  He has been complaining about the ceaseless press coverage of the upcoming royal wedding, attempting to change the channel and chiding “who cares!” each time the couple graces the screen.  Throughout his short life he has been overwhelmed by the constant onslaught of Pepto Bismol-colored Disney princesses covering every little girl product imaginable.   He wants nothing to do with anything princess.

But now he watches the wedding as if in a trance.  He is awed by the wooded wonderland beneath the soaring Gothic vaulted ceiling of Westminster Abby.  He thinks the Prince looks dashing in his dress uniform and coos over the bride’s beauty.  His mouth drops when they depart in the horse drawn carriage surrounded by red-coated livery and adoring fans. “I didn’t know it could be real…”
   

He disappears for a moment and I think I have lost him.  He returns to my side with a full regiment of Lego Star Wars figures (including an honorable Princess Leia) and stands them at attention facing the television. He has created a modern boy’s salute to the new Royal couple. 

I don’t know how many little girls woke early to watch the royal pomp and pageantry.    Most girls I know are not even aware there are real Princesses (or Duchesses) but they can tell you every last detail of each contrived Disney versions.   They have the dvds, dresses, shoes, dolls, and plastic castles to prove their devotion.  They are a marketer’s dream come true.

Thanks, but I’ll take the real thing…

When Life Gives You Lemons… You make Pollo Limone (recipe)


I am notoriously frugal. The Hubby and I eat out less than a handful of times a year, usually at a friend or relative’s insistence.  I actually enjoy cooking and I find it painful to shell out $75 for a restaurant  meal when I can make it myself for around $5 and avoid screaming children, rude diners yapping on cellphones and sloppy customer   service. There are always free wine refills at Casa de Vinobaby at a fraction of ridiculous restaurant’s marked-up prices.  (And before you mention it, Hubby does the dishes anyway…)

Those few times we do venture into a restaurant I scour the menu for selections I either do not have the ability to prepare or would never be able to re-create due to the overwhelmingly unhealthy ingredients (i.e. I just can’t put an entire stick of butter in any single-meal recipe, but damn, it’s phenomenal if Paula Deen cooks it for me).

After a hectic day last week I decided take a night off and grab some take-out from Macaroni Grill.  (In other words, I had a gift card to blow.)  While examining the menu online for something new and different I was intrigued by the Pollo Limone Rustica.   My Italian cooling repertoire is pretty diverse.  I have found the recipes for most of Macaroni Grill’s “signature” dishes or I make my own version, but Lemon Chicken sounded perfect for a warm Spring evening of al fresco dining.

“Tender grilled chicken and imported penne pasta sauteed in a lemon basil sauce with fresh spinach and roasted red peppers. Finished with fresh lemon zest and baked until golden.”

Hmmm… My freezer is stocked with frozen lemon wedges from years when our two trees produced a bumper crop. All the necessary ingredients to re-create the dish (for a fraction of the $15 a plate price tag)  called to me from my kitchen.  I had a new project for the evening.   

The results were amazing, if I do say so myself.  Hubby and Kiddo agreed this one is a keeper.

Pollo Limone a la Vinobaby
2 tbs. butter
2 tbs. flour
4 cloves crushed garlic
3/4 cup whole milk or cream
3/4 cup chicken broth
chopped fresh basil to taste (I used 1/4 cup)
 pinch of parsley
3 tbsp.lemon juice
1 box frozen creamed spinach cooked  (I used Green Giant)salt & pepper to taste
grated Parmesan cheese
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts
garlic pepper
1/4 cup roasted red peppers (diced or julienned)
4 servings penne pasta (for some that’s a whole box, for us about 2/3 of a box)

Season chicken with salt and garlic pepper.  Grill or saute in olive oil for approximately 4 minutes each side or until cooked through.  Let rest a few minutes then slice into strips.  Set aside.

Cook pasta as instructed on box.  Drain well.

For sauce:  melt the butter in a pan.  Add the garlic and saute lightly 1-2 minutes.  Slowly add the flour, whisking constantly to make the rue.  When mixture is smooth slowly add  milk and chicken broth, still whisking until smooth.  Simmer gently for 5-8 minutes to thicken.  Add cooked creamed spinach, lemon juice, basil, and salt and pepper to taste.     Add sauce to drained pasta and toss. 

Spoon into individual serving bowls. Add sliced chicken breasts.  If desired, add any remaining sauce.  Top with roasted red peppers and Parmesan cheese.  For additional oomph, you may quickly place each serving under broiler to melt/brown cheese. 

Serve with garlic bread, salads and your favorite vino (you deserve it for serving your family such a delicious dinner).  Sit back and enjoy the compliments.

Cheers!

Are all writers liberal?



 Jodi Picoult’s newest novel, Sing You Home, is a gripping and complex journey through a rainbow of controversial subjects. Gay marriage and parenting, infertility, alcoholism, divorce, adultery, and  the Christian right–topics offensive to some yet close to others’ hearts are flayed open for readers explore. 

Her tale revolves around Zoe, a music therapist who has endured years of infertility treatments in her quest for a child.  She is left reeling after her husband, unable to cope with a recent tragic stillbirth, walks out on their marriage.  Zoe is as surprised as everyone else in her life when she suddenly falls in love…with a another woman.  After a wedding across state lines, the same-sex couple decides to have a child using Zoe’s last frozen embryo, but her ex-husband and his newfound born-again Christian compatriots turn the couple’s desire to have a family into a sensational and very public morality play. 

In a Chicago Tribune review of Picoult’s novel Susan Salter Reynolds writes, “The fact is, literature, when pressed, is always liberal, always progressive, always democratic. The very act of trying to understand the other side (much less create sympathetic characters) is a liberal act.”

Does that mean all fiction writers are liberal?

lib·er·al <a href=”http://dictionary.reference.com/audio.html/lunaWAV/L02/L0226200″ target=”_blank”><img src=”http://sp.dictionary.com/dictstatic/g/d/speaker.gif” border=”0″ alt=”liberal pronunciation” /><//ˈlɪbərəl, ˈlɪbrəl/ Show Spell 

–adjective 

1.  favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs. 

2. favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.   

3.  favoring or permitting freedom of action, especially with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers. 

4. free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant. 

5. open-minded or tolerant, especially free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc. 

6. characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts.  

7. not strict or rigorous; free; not literal.

All writers, in some sense or manner, share their personal values and beliefs with us as they scribble down their stories.  Picoult’s stand on the issues in her novel were crystal clear and would be considered extremely liberal in the political and social definitions.  How much of our personal beliefs are ingratiated into our characters’ thoughts and actions?

Are we liberal because we force ourselves inside the minds of characters, whether they are serial killers or saints, in an attempt to create a well-rounded individual readers believe could exist outside the pages of the story?   Or because we so often push the established boundaries of current and familiar society, subliminally spoon-feeding ideas and dogmas to the reader while they are vulnerable in our carefully concocted realm of suspended disbelief?

What do you think?

The Mother’s Prayer for Its Daughter by the Brilliant Tina Fey

When I grow up I want to be Tina Fey.

This excerpt from her new book, Bossypants, shines and speaks for all Mothers in this brave new world…even if we happen to have a son…

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. 
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the the Beauty. 
When the Crystal Meth is offered, 
May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half 
And stick with Beer. 
Guide her, protect her 
When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the nearby subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock N’ Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age. 
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. 
Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes 
And not have to wear high heels. 
What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit. 
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. 
Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen. 
Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, 
For Childhood is short — a Tiger Flower blooming 
Magenta for one day — 
And Adulthood is long and Dry-Humping in Cars will wait. 
O Lord, break the Internet forever, 
That she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers 
And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed. 
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, 
Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, 
For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it. 
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, 
That I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 a.m., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back. 
“My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. 
“My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental note to call me. And she will forget. 
But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes. 
Amen.

Utter and Pure Brilliance from Tina Fey’s new book Bossypants.  Read it.

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When I Grow Up I Want To Be…

“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.”   Paula Poundstone

Kiddo, at ripe old age of seven,  knows exactly what he wants to be when he grows up.  He wants to build roads.   Or build a real R2D2 and C3PO.  I try to explain that he doesn’t want to be the guy on the asphalt truck at three in the morning sucking fumes for minimum wage, he wants to be an engineer and design the roads.  Building robots (engineering again) is another fabulous choice and I prey he did not inherit my utter ineptitude for math and science.   He can be anything he wants to be (so long as it’s legal and preferably doesn’t involve exotic dancing).  As a parent, I just want him to be happy in life.  All he has to do is work hard, get good grades, go to college and his possibilities will be limitless.

I was always told the same thing growing up.  And I believed every word of  it.  I followed the directions to a “T”.  So why does it seem as if my possibilities more limited than the wild game selection on a vegan menu?

I wonder how many people actually wake each day thrilled to be spending another day at their place of employment, knowing they are fulfilling a lifelong dream, a passion, and truly enjoying what they do.  They don’t just have a job–their job is an extension of who they are.  Is it  dumb luck or a chance of a lifetime that falls into their self-satisfied laps?  More likely they actually know what they want and they have the drive, talent, and tenacity to go after it.   

Jobs I have dreamed of over the years:
Archeologist
Photographer (National Geographic)
Magazine Editor (Vogue or Rolling Stone)
Marine Biologist/Killer Whale trainer (until I discovered I was terrified of sharks)
Actress (must be nominated for Oscar)
Fashion Buyer
Magazine writer
Journalist
Advertising art director/copywriter
Art gallery owner
Frances Mayes
Tina Fey
Novelist

Jobs I have actually held:
Babysitter
Sales Girl/Ear Piercer
Charitable Giving Solicitor
Disney Intern/Indentured Servant/Pirate
Custom Framer/Art Sales Associate
Department Store Department Manager
Bridal Gown Salon Manager
Social Services Worker
Stay At Home Mom/Jane of All Trades

I think it may have more to do with courage.   So many of the things I have wanted to do in my life are creative and involve spilling my heart and soul onto a piece of paper for others to read, critique, and most likely reject.   To make it you need a tough skin, yet as I grow older I find that my skin is thinner and  less resilient, far more prone to injury, and takes longer to heal.  It has been damaged by sunshine and time. I find it far easier to hide in the shade to prevent more wounds than to slather on layers of protection, a virtual suit of armor, and face the chance of gaining more scars.

To succeed that must change. 
When I grow up I want to be brave.

“We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face… we must do that which we think we cannot.
Eleanor Roosevelt

The Slippery Slope of the SAHM Resume

This afternoon I finally did it.  I dug my decrepit resume from the bowels of my computer hard drive.  Thank God I remembered to transfer it from the floppy disc it once nearly filled several generations of computers ago.   But I think it belongs in those long ago days.  It is ugly.  It is barren.  It has a great big seven year hole glaring out for all to see.

How do I escape from the SAHM black hole?

With half of Hubby’s office about to get the ax and the survivors hoping to cope with pay and benefit cuts, I decided it might be time to test out the waters.  I don’t know if anyone will think I am qualified to hold any position.  I keep reading horror stories of how college-educated SAHMs can’t even score an interview yet kids with the ink still wet on their high school diplomas get the job.  And  I suck at rejection.

After I nearly cried in desperation, I edited some of the job description/accomplishments/bragging passages. Honestly, they were written so long ago I have no idea what “increased sales by 70%” even means.  Was it $20,000?  $100,000?  $1,000,000?  “I cannot recall,”  would not be a suitable answer in an interview.

I am also a career changer.  I do not want to go back to the retail 60-hour workweeks and insane customers unless my house is on the line.  My last employer, the wonderful State of Florida, is currently laying off a significant portion of its dedicated and experienced staff (a.k.a. possibly the Hubby) so there are no opportunities there.   What’s a girl to do?

My main concern now is the black hole.  Do I fill it with one of the snarky “SAHM & Domestic Goddess Engineer” job descriptions?   It’s not as if I have spent the last seven years on the couch eating Thin Mint cookies while watching HGTV  (just a teeny tiny bit when Kiddo was just an infant and napping).  I’ve raised an intelligent, independent, well-adjusted kid.  I’ve budgeted obsessively and kept us afloat on a single, pitiful government employee salary.   I taught myself new skills as I remodeled my house, doing most of the labor myself. I helped run a popular Moms’ Group, been paid to eat popcorn and have interesting Japanese product engineers take samples of my hair.  I write and take photos for a blog (although I never made any money from it) and I’m so close to finishing the first draft of my novel (which I may now never finish).

But does any of that count on a resume?

To anyone out there in the real world I’m just a simple Stay At Home Mom.

The (In)Significance of Signs

I always say I don’t believe in signs, just as I don’t believe in streaks of bad luck, miracles, or divine intervention.   Yet despite my doubts, I discover strange little omens sneaking up on me, curious coincidences, often startling and even a bit creepy on occasion.

We headed to the beach last Sunday for a day of relaxation and reading, in no way influenced by the fortune which fell out of my Hubby’s cookie earlier in the week (see above).  The day was gorgeous with cloudless blue skies, cool breezes, and plenty of kids scampering along the shore for Kiddo to befriend.  I sat back in my lounge chair to catch some rays and read.

A few pages into my selected reading I started shifting nervously, clenching my teeth, and sweating as if it was the middle of July.

The novel felt a bit too familiar, and I could hear faint echos of my own work in progress  (a.k.a. the novel I have been driving myself slightly crazy over for the last year or so writing).   A wave of panic rushed over me.  But I had never heard of this book until a few months ago…I certainly couldn’t have taken any of the ideas from it…

The protagonist was in a situation similar to mine.  Her children were the same ages.  Her marital situation, her escape to a new life, so many of the emotions she was rolling through were so similar to my main character.

The sea breeze and sunshine could not halt the alarm bells echoing in my head.

My story wasn’t original.  It was trite and tired.  I should just give up now, erase my work with a few simple key strokes and be done with it.

I looked over to where Kiddo was building an enormous sand bunker with a  friend he had picked up on the beach.  The girl, perhaps six or seven, was a spitting image of my heroine at that age–the same coppery long hair, skinny legs, button nose.  My young Eve appeared before me, an apparition of what could be if only I kept going. 

A few minutes later she was joined by her slightly older brother, and yes, he was a dead ringer for my young hero/love interest as a boy.    The book pressed to my chest, I sat staring at the pair imaging them as my characters twenty-five years older and meeting for the first time on the beach as in my story.

A cherubic toddler ran past on a quest to reach the gently rolling waves.  “Come back Evie G. Wait for me!” her harried father laughed as he chased after her.   I felt as if someone had smacked me upside the head with an six-inch-thick dictionary.   The ghosts of writing were coming after me full force, shouting my heroine’s nickname for all to hear.  Honestly, I was getting a bit creeped out.

Maybe it wasn’t time to give up.   There are only so many themes in literature, but each tale of love, hero(ine)’s epic  journey, or fall from grace is told in it’s own way.   I sat back and focused on the differences and discovered the stories were not even nearly the same.  My story is as unique as each freckle on MY Evie’s nose.

 Perhaps there is some significance to those signs after all…

Vintage Barbie was a Vamp


My Vintage Barbie was far more Liz Taylor than Sandra Dee.  She could melt a man (made of plastic or not) with her seductive, heavy-lidded gaze.  You could have spotted her posed at the bar of the Ritz, a cool Singapore Sling cocktail in her manicured hand.  She would have never set a perfectly pedicured and stillettoed foot in a pastel pink soda shop or plastic McDonald’s.   Her clothes were sophisticated but sultry, far from revealing yet clearly to mature for your average teenager.  She was, in fact, a respectable 22 years old when my mother ceremoniously passed her into my small and eager hands.  A mature college graduate with a Jackie Kennedy bouffant instead of a perky, pony-tailed  and overly-endowed teenager.

My Barbara Millicent Roberts was a single girl in the city (long before we discovered sex or the television series).   Her budding career changed as frequently as her clothes–one day she was as a copywriter at a slick New York ad agency straight out of Mad Men, the next a fashion buyer at Bloomingdale’s or an editorial assistant at Vogue.  She could have been a flight attendant, but only on private charters escorting celebrities to exotic destinations (which she photographed for travel magazines).  She would never have considered mermaid, fairy, princess (except for a brief dalliance with the idea around the time of Lady Di’s wedding), or Dallas Cowboy’s Cheerleader to be acceptable career choices.  And babysitter and dog walker were certainly left for young Skipper and her friends.

My Barbie did not live in a townhouse or dream mansion.  How could a cosmopolitan girl-about-town afford a place like that, really?  She was no  Holly Golightly on the fly, nor would she ever settle for being a kept woman.  She rented a chic little loft or pied-à-terre in the city. 

Malibu beach parties were far to unsophisticated for her tastes. My Barbie would have been found lounging on the sands of the French Rivera before a big night out in the casinos of Monte Carlo.  If Ken wanted to catch her eye he had better be wearing a custom tux, drinking a martini (shaken not stirred), and charming her with some witty yet intelligent repartee while he won big at the baccarat table.    If he happened to be a prince,  he was too busy learning how to efficiently run a country to be prancing around in tights and singing sappy songs.

 Then came the inevitable, a pre-adolescent right of passage which causes every feminist to cry out in pain. Brainwashed from years of watching Saturday morning cartoons (back when they were ONLY on Saturday mornings) and caving into peer pressure, I cast Vintage Vixen Barbie  aside for a bubbly embodiment of anorexic cheerleading princesses everywhere. I saved up all my allowance and birthday money to buy my very own fresh-faced Pretty In Pink Barbie doll complete with a ratty pink fur stole and gossamer nylon cape.   Her face was sweet and wholesome, like a mid-western homecoming queen just dropped at the gritty L.A. bus station.  Her outfit was a teen pop diva’s dream. She went to pool parties and attended Sweet Valley High.  She dated Ricky Martin (a la Menudo days…if only she had known).  She still didn’t have a Dream House or pink corvette, but she hoped her part-time modeling gig would pay off soon and hung out with carbon-copy BFFs who shared their wealth.   Her wardrobe shifted into tacky 70’s and 80’s ensembles (legwarmers!) but she still had some fabulous shoes.
Little did we know back in those days of innocence why my beloved Vintage Barbie had such a seductive, come-hither gaze.  She’s not the all-American teen fashion model we believed her to be.  Barbie’s creator, Ruth Handler, produced her after discovering Bild-Lilli: a surprisingly similar doll based on a sexy German cartoon.
Bild-Lilli 1955 vs. Barbie 1959

Lilli was a curvaceous country girl who came to the big city to work at a newspaper and used men to get exactly what she wanted.  She was sassy, showed off her hourglass figure with tight skirts and spiked heels, and was referred to by many as basically a prostitute.  Her advertising tag line proclaimed, “Whether more or less naked, Lilli is always discreet.”  So, yes, Barbie was based on  a novelty doll marketed towards *ahem* adults.
Male adults.


Now that I have discovered Barbie’s scandalous history do I think any less of her?   Not a chance.   She was Carrie Bradshaw before Chick Lit, a Mid-Century Scarlett O’Hara bursting with her ambitions and desires.   Far more a smoldering young Sophia Loren than Gidget.  And far more interesting.
I always realized that I would never have Barbie’s 38-19-33 measurements, flawless skin or luxurious mane of hair.  She is a doll.  I never suffered through years of depression, eating disorders, or surgeries trying to become a cheap piece of plastic.  But I wanted her life–not the prostitute’s or the blond beach bunny babe’s–I wanted to be the chic city girl savvy enough to utilize both her brains and beauty.   
And I wanted her fabulous shoes.

I still do.

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The Soul of Spring

We celebrated Spring Break this year with a stay-cation.   My only writing was done with a piece of driftwood in the shell-strewn beach sand.  Instead of sweating at the gym I paddled a scenic river, planted a vegetable garden, built a sandbox, strolled through a tropical oasis, and chased Kiddo around a strawberry field under serene blue skies.   It was a relaxing week filled with reading (two fabulous books by the talented Meg Waite Clayton), sunbathing (although I still have no tan), and reveling in some down time with family and friends.   Sometimes we all just need a little time off to catch our breaths, a bit of quiet amidst the never ending clamor of our daily lives.