There was a time when no one ever talked about money. Not how much you made, nor how high your bills soared; it was utterly uncouth to mention what you spent, or even how much you generously donated to charity. Money talk was a complete taboo in polite company, and even behind closed doors within a family it was simply not discussed.
Now everything is flaunted out in the open like a tacky Nude Girls Here flashing neon sign.
In these tough times, it seems as if friends and family are always talking about money — be it how much they have, spend, splurge, or charge. And it’s getting damn hard to differentiate when to keep my mouth firmly clamped and when to call someone out. With everyone in such fiscal fluctuation, personal finance often becomes a main topic of conversation.
But seriously — should it be?
I’ll admit, I am guilty of this faux pas. But for me, it’s more of a defense mechanism, a last ditch justification. It’s certainly not bragging, although I do want to encourage others to find great deals.
My biggest problem is legitimizing any money I spend. We live on such a shoestring, I constantly feel the need to explain each buck I dole out. For example:
Friend: Wow! I love your new suede skirt and boots! {I think she is looking at me with her eyebrow cocked in a challenging, possibly even accusatory, manner. Panic sets in.}
Me: Oh, thanks! It cost me next to nothing, really. {whispered} The skirt was only three bucks, the boots five. My “secret shopping place,” of course.
Now, why can’t I just say “thanks” and be done with it? Accept a compliment, instead of rising to a (most likely imagined) challenge?
But then there’s the other side to the coin: the braggarts. We all know them. We might groan inwardly when they open their Chanel-lipsticked mouths. But we never know just what to say to them.
Friend: I just had the most amazing dinner at {insert fancy & overpriced restaurant name here}. You’ve been there, of course, right?
Me: {smile and shake head politely} Nope. Haven’t made it there yet.
Friend: Well you simply MUST go there. I had {insert $50 Kobe beef burger or $65 prime rib here} and it was just amazing! Really, why don’t you go there tomorrow night? You simply have to!
Me: {fake smile getting painful} Sounds delish. We’ll have to check it out, someday.
Friend: But you MUST! The restaurant is right around the corner from you. Our bill was only $250 for the two of us. And of course we left a $50 tip. You should go. Treat yourself!
Me: Really. Sounds great. We don’t just eat out much.
Friend: I insist!
Me: Are you treating?
Friend: {aghast} NO!! I am on A BUDGET!
Me: Well, so am I. And dinner there would cost more than my entire month’s grocery budget. Okay? I probably won’t be going there anytime soon.
Friend: Oh. Well…{waves hands in the air dismissing all that I said} Did I tell you about the surf and turf I had at {insert another schmancy restaurant here} last night? It was only $60. The appetizer was cold, and my steak wasn’t cooked right and I had to sent that back to the kitchen twice, but the lobster was divine and….
{My eyes glaze over as I imagine the waiter spitting in her food…}
Wasn’t there a time when this conversation was absolutely socially unacceptable? What is the right thing to say when this drivel is shoved down your throat? Sometimes you just can’t walk away, change the subject, or punch the offender.
Another modern phenomenon: friends and family who brag about their new $400 cell phones and $1,500 3-D TVs, and insist on telling you how much they spent on them down to the penny. Then, about a month later, they subtly hit you up for a “loan” to pay their cell phone and cable bills. They’d mow you down if you dared mention the fallacy of their actions. And it really is none of your business how they spend their money. Except, well, when they spend so much time talking about it, it does become your business, even if you do your best to change the subject and ignore the chatter.
Times are tough for so many people now. Unless you are Suze Orman, you shouldn’t be judging any person’s financial habits. So…can we just stop talking about it so damn much?
It’s quite possible, the next time you brag about buying the family (all seven of you) Disney season passes (it was only $2,500) then you whine about how you can’t pay your electric bill, I’m just going to walk away.
Or the next time you spend an hour telling me about the six new dresses, three handbags, and ten pairs of shoes you bought yesterday (but they were on sale at Neiman’s), then ask me to install a new garbage disposal in your kitchen because you can’t afford a plumber, I’m going to hang up on you.
It’s one thing to vent to a friend or need a shoulder to cry on, and those are not the situations I’m talking about. It’s the bragging. The blustering. And the flat-out lying. Can’t we just all agree to keep our mouths and wallets shut?